"JCVD" is an unexpectedly droll game of three-card monte disguised as an action film that turns into a
(fake) reality-TV-style documentary and then into a hostage thriller.
At one point -- a crazy high point -- Jean-Claude Van Damme, the star of "Bloodsport," delivers a wrenching
confessional monologue straight to the camera for nearly 10 minutes, fighting back tears when he's not actually
For real. It's fake, but the pain, self-pity, belligerence and pathos are real.
So are the filmmaking skills of the director, Mabrouk El Mechri, who also co-wrote this daydream of celebrity ups and
downs and the Van Damme image.
At first we think we're at a mid-'90s Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
In a giddily sustained single take, while the opening credits come and go, the "muscles from Brussels" offs dozens of
anonymous enemies in an urban warfare setting, kicking, shooting, knifing and annihilating with extreme prejudice. Then
the sequence comes to an abrupt end, and Van Damme, panting, consults with his blase young director.
"It's very difficult for me to do everything in one shot, you know? I'm 47 years old," Van Damme says.
The star's star has waned, and he has custody battles to wage involving his daughter, as well as a drug-and-philandering
rep to cloud his recent past, and "JCVD" makes hay on all of it. When Van Damme, on a trip to a Brussels post office, finds
himself embroiled in a heist and then a hostage situation, he must draw upon his inner Van Damme to resolve it. This leads
to the big monologue, which is jaw-dropping: When the visibly shaken Van Damme wails, "It's not my fault if I was cut out
to be a star. I asked for it!" the line between fantasy and reality becomes a blur.
The film sags in the middle section, and it's more a novelty item than a fully formed work.
But it's very entertaining. And Jean-Claude Van Damme proves himself a brave, possibly foolhardy actor, which is more
than Steven Seagal ever did.
JCVD Movie Trailer Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme
JCVD MPAA rating: R (for language and some violence).
JCVD Movie Running time: 1:32
JCVD Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme (JCVD); Francois Damiens (Bruges).
Directed by Mabrouk El Mechri; written by El Mechri, Frederic Benudis and Christophe Turpin; photographed by Pierre-Yves Bastard; edited by Kako Kelber; music by Gast Waltzing; produced by Sidonie Dumas. A PeaceArch Entertainment release. In English and French with English subtitles.